Party Hard

Party hard - geek comics from Frederique

FRED
Awesome party man, why aren’t you dancing?

ARTHUR
Oh, I thought I did. (A beat.)
Though when Miley Cyrus joined in I already started to suspect to be sleeping…

FRED
Did she say when she’s back?

ARTHUR
Shouldn’t take long: she said it’s too hot and she needs her shorter latex.

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Eat, Pray, Fight

Eat, Pray, Fight - optimistic geek comics by Frederique

STUART
I need someone to fake-fight with, to impress a hot chick.
Are you in?

FRED
I don’t see how this would work. What if you try being romantic instead?

STUART
I see what you are doing. But there is no way I read Eat, Pray, Love again.

FRED
I just like to see you cry.

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Making sense

Making sense - geek comics by Frederique

STUART
I have solved the general quintic equation under the shower.

ARTHUR
Me too, using only Fermat numbers.

FRED
And I regret having a chaos sandwich for breakfast.

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Work force

Work force - geek comics from Frederique

STUART
I came to work straight from a party.

ARTHUR
It’s going to be a productive day then.

STUART
Well, I’m still unsure what we do here. What if we really are working for the evil?

ARTHUR
So your lousy work would be a good thing?

STUART
Being passive at work is my way to save the world.

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August panic

August panic - indie geek comic from Frederique

ARTHUR
I had a short panic attack. I realised that I’ve spent all summer only with work so far.

FRED
It’s alright: all I do is get more sunburnt or more heartbroken every day‚Ķ

ARTHUR
Ya, thanks. I always forget how great summer’s marketing is.

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Beach office

Beach office - geek comic strips from Frederique

STUART
Fred, you shouldn’t take your work to the beach.

FRED
I know, I was afraid too that my laptop gets wet or we won’t look cool enough.

FRED (CONT’D)
(He puts two cocktail umbrellas on his laptop.)
Fortunately cocktail umbrellas are good solution for both.

STUART
I’ll be in the water.
Just shout when they start beating you up.

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Empty rooms

Empty room - geek comic strips from Frederique

ARTHUR
Stuart says he won’t come home from the beach until he picks up a chick.

FRED
That will take long. We could rent his room out for the weekend.

STUART
(Arrives in a hurry.)
Guys, can I borrow some duct tape and the battery charger?

ARTHUR
(To Frederique.)
Maybe put the room on airbnb with an open end.
This sounds much like kidnapping.

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Team building

Team building - comics for geeks from Frederique

ARTHUR
Oh no, it’s Monday again.
STUART
(His head pops up from under the desk.)
Yeah, looks like Friday’s team building wasn’t all that bad.
ARTHUR
You really need to keep a lower profile on office parties.
STUART
You are talking? I do even have clothes on.

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Job interview

Job interview - Frederique, the optimistic geek comic

ALIEN
In the improbable case we hire you, we will want you to have a haircut.
STUART
That’s impossible. All my superpowers are in my hair.
ALIEN
Superpowers?!
STUART
They say I’m unstoppable.
ALIEN
We very much like that.
You are in.
STUART
I’ll call you daddy.

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