Stuart
Good news: I registered our apartment for couch surfers.
Arthur and Fred
Don’t we need a couch for that?
Stuart
If they are cool enough to couch surf, they should be cool
enough to share a bed with me.
Or, if it’s not a hot girl, I’ll share with one of you guys.
Arthur and Fred
Dibs on the left side!
Stuart
That was easy!
Arthur and Fred
Wait, what has just happened?
Stuart
Just remember winning.
Blond woman
Fred says they will be late.
…also, they will still be wearing their work outfit.
Red woman
Ah, great first double date…
Fred
Sorry that we were late.
Arthur
Busy saving the World…
Arthur
If this is not a strong opening line, I don’t know what is.
Fred
Next time I do the low voice.
Fred
Stupid exams, now I’m just too tired to anything fun.
But then, without school I have no career plan.
Arthur
I’ve decided to become a superhero for the fame.
Wanna come?
Arthur
That’s awesome! I didn’t think you gonna join.
Fred
Me neither; but then you mentioned the chain of command.
Woman
So you say that you help prepare to my exams if I go on a date with you?
Fred
Exactly!
Woman
Where is the catch?
Fred
There’s none: we will only date if you pass your test.
Arthur
How did your evil plan go?
Fred
None of them passed the exam… next time I’ll try with clever girls.
Arthur
Good luck with that.
Stuart
Ah, I am always so poor in January…
Arthur
Tell me about that…I’m poor like always.
Arthur
So are you afraid too that we need to pay the rent soon?
Stuart
No, my great todo list takes care of that.
Stuart
1. Get famous, then:
2. Pay the bills!
Arthur
I don’t even have a plan.
Stuart
I’m kind of broke… could I do your homework for money?
Fred
Sounds great! Do you know quantum physics?
Stuart
Let me see…
Stuart
Sigh
Stuart
Sure. It’s like physics.
Just smaller.
Fred
How about if I give you money to not help me?
Stuart
Also works with me.
Arthur
Guys, are we in the new year already?
I think I fell asleep…
Stuart
Yeah, I’ve heard the countdown two days ago.
Fred
Let’s just be safe. Five more minutes of party?
Arthur
Sure.
Arthur
Honestly, I thought this one had a chance to work…
Stuart
She said it was like raping baby Jesus.
Stuart
Hey man, there’s a visible gap between you and the ground.
Fred
Try it out yourself: just step one up!
Stuart
I can’t see why not…
Stuart
Wooow, it’s an awesome view from here!
Fred
I know, right? It’s all relaxing and fun.
[And now, author pulls the cheap pun: the guys are just being high.]
Here is something very colourful for your empty walls: a crazy pretty poster with some big-headed heroes.
I’ve got 3 posters left, all will find it’s owner from Frederique’s Facebook page: just like the giveaway’s Facebook post, share your favourite Frederique episode, or simply write something nice to our Facebook wall.
You have time until the World’s end, or the latest until the end of this year: the game runs between now and 31 December 2012 midnight. 1-1 winner will be chosen with random.org’s tools from the likers, the sharers and the wall-posters (getting one poster each).
Also, thank you so much for following Frederique’s adventures. You are crazy great folks and your support already feels fantastic.
The posters are sized the standard A3 and I will send them out from Berlin, Germany – to wherever you are (and where DHL is willing to deliver stuff).
Sorry if it’s not quite understandable, I’m too excited :) Just ask wherever you can get a hold on me: Facebook, Twitter.