Fred
According to a theory, guys don’t dare to aim for the hottest chicks. So we might have a chance to…
Stuart
…pick up surfer girls!
(We see a bunch of guys queuing for surfer chicks.)
Stuart (cont’d)
Everyone wants to pick up the surfer girls mate. This theory sucks.
Fred
Well, there’s no entrance fee.
Stuart
You’re just playing it cool now.
Fred
I learned that chicks like guys with tan.
Arthur
Yeah?
Fred
But then I wasn’t sure so I left my other half normal.
Arthur
Whoooo!
Arthur
On the positive side, this definitely is a niche.
Fred
Meaning?
Arthur
If you find a girl who likes this, she’s yours.
Fred
Huh, there are two suns up in the sky and it’s freaking hot.
Fred
That can mean only one thing. I have a heat stroke.
Fred
Whoha-hoo, the hallucinated boobs arrived!
Stuart
Ok, I checked in on Foursquare. Let’s see how many chicks are around.
@sexybaby
Hi, I’m @sexybaby; did you message me on Foursquare?
Fred
Dude, I think it’s quite an adam’s apple for a woman.
Stuart
Yeah? I can’t look away from the sausage.
Phone
I’m so checking out!
Stuart
Fast! And change your profile picture!
Stuart
From the way I eat my ice cream, women will know that I’m amazing in bed.
Arthur
They won’t. It’s only your dirty mind that connects the two.
Blond girl
PERVERT!
Stuart
Cool! So was she dirty then?
Arthur
Maybe just not dirty enough.
Fred
Uh-oh, the beach is full of babies!
Stuart
It’s ruined! They childrened it!
Arthur
Hold on! Children hate broccoli, right? If we cover in broccoli smell, might go away.
Fred
It went all wrong! Now we attract old ladies…
Old lady 1
Soup?
Old lady 2
He smells like my Georgie!
Arthur
All the signs indicate we gonna need a beach soon.
Stuart
Beeeach! When do we go?
Fred
As soon as you removed the fake pimp bitches.
Stuart
But they love me.
Arthur
I’ll hit the bathroom in the meantime. Just go on, I will keep myself busy.
Stuart
So now that we are famous, picking up girls will be easy.Look!
Arthur
Hey Babe, I’m a main actor in a comics. BabeYeah?Why dont you ask for muscles then?
Arthur
Well, the turn down lines certainly got more colorful.
Arthur
Guys, I think we are being watched.
Is the first episode due today?
Guys?
May I still join in?
Stuart
Sure. We emptied the hair shine though.