FRED
Awesome party man, why aren’t you dancing?
ARTHUR
Oh, I thought I did. (A beat.)
Though when Miley Cyrus joined in I already started to suspect to be sleeping…
FRED
Did she say when she’s back?
ARTHUR
Shouldn’t take long: she said it’s too hot and she needs her shorter latex.
STUART
I need someone to fake-fight with, to impress a hot chick.
Are you in?
FRED
I don’t see how this would work. What if you try being romantic instead?
STUART
I see what you are doing. But there is no way I read Eat, Pray, Love again.
FRED
I just like to see you cry.
STUART
I have solved the general quintic equation under the shower.
ARTHUR
Me too, using only Fermat numbers.
FRED
And I regret having a chaos sandwich for breakfast.
STUART
I came to work straight from a party.
ARTHUR
It’s going to be a productive day then.
STUART
Well, I’m still unsure what we do here. What if we really are working for the evil?
ARTHUR
So your lousy work would be a good thing?
STUART
Being passive at work is my way to save the world.
ARTHUR
I had a short panic attack. I realised that I’ve spent all summer only with work so far.
FRED
It’s alright: all I do is get more sunburnt or more heartbroken every day…
ARTHUR
Ya, thanks. I always forget how great summer’s marketing is.
STUART
Fred, you shouldn’t take your work to the beach.
FRED
I know, I was afraid too that my laptop gets wet or we won’t look cool enough.
FRED (CONT’D)
(He puts two cocktail umbrellas on his laptop.)
Fortunately cocktail umbrellas are good solution for both.
STUART
I’ll be in the water.
Just shout when they start beating you up.
ARTHUR
Stuart says he won’t come home from the beach until he picks up a chick.
FRED
That will take long. We could rent his room out for the weekend.
STUART
(Arrives in a hurry.)
Guys, can I borrow some duct tape and the battery charger?
ARTHUR
(To Frederique.)
Maybe put the room on airbnb with an open end.
This sounds much like kidnapping.
ARTHUR
Oh no, it’s Monday again.
STUART
(His head pops up from under the desk.)
Yeah, looks like Friday’s team building wasn’t all that bad.
ARTHUR
You really need to keep a lower profile on office parties.
STUART
You are talking? I do even have clothes on.
