Stuart
I’m kind of broke… could I do your homework for money?
Fred
Sounds great! Do you know quantum physics?
Stuart
Let me see…
Stuart
Sigh
Stuart
Sure. It’s like physics.
Just smaller.
Fred
How about if I give you money to not help me?
Stuart
Also works with me.
Arthur
Guys, are we in the new year already?
I think I fell asleep…
Stuart
Yeah, I’ve heard the countdown two days ago.
Fred
Let’s just be safe. Five more minutes of party?
Arthur
Sure.
Arthur
Honestly, I thought this one had a chance to work…
Stuart
She said it was like raping baby Jesus.
Stuart
Hey man, there’s a visible gap between you and the ground.
Fred
Try it out yourself: just step one up!
Stuart
I can’t see why not…
Stuart
Wooow, it’s an awesome view from here!
Fred
I know, right? It’s all relaxing and fun.
[And now, author pulls the cheap pun: the guys are just being high.]
Here is something very colourful for your empty walls: a crazy pretty poster with some big-headed heroes.
I’ve got 3 posters left, all will find it’s owner from Frederique’s Facebook page: just like the giveaway’s Facebook post, share your favourite Frederique episode, or simply write something nice to our Facebook wall.
You have time until the World’s end, or the latest until the end of this year: the game runs between now and 31 December 2012 midnight. 1-1 winner will be chosen with random.org’s tools from the likers, the sharers and the wall-posters (getting one poster each).
Also, thank you so much for following Frederique’s adventures. You are crazy great folks and your support already feels fantastic.
The posters are sized the standard A3 and I will send them out from Berlin, Germany – to wherever you are (and where DHL is willing to deliver stuff).
Sorry if it’s not quite understandable, I’m too excited :) Just ask wherever you can get a hold on me: Facebook, Twitter.
Fred
Hey Arthur, lately you are not replying to my messages.
Arthur
Yeah, sorry: I deleted all my messaging apps to have space for Christmas ones.
Somehow I’m flooded with offers for all those apps.
Fred
Hmm… did you enable their ad tracking?
Arthur
Tracking?
(We har knocks on the door.)
Alien
Thanks for being our best customer!
Arthur
How did you find me?
Alien
Not relevant; but, now you can be Santa with a small in-app purchase.
Please accept our new terms and conditions first.
Arthur
Sign me up!
Fred
Juhu! I’m the earliest to wear the costume this year, so, finally: I’m going to be Santa!
Arthur
Sorry Fred, but I happen to have the right beard for the job.
Stuart
Ha! I seem to be the only one with boots with his outfit!
Also, I may have done some underage spanking just before, so I really need the cover now.
Stuart
I’m learning to cook so that we can eat healthier food.
Arthur
That’s great! Should I go and find some cats for the dinner?
Stuart
Please don’t bring more cats home, we won’t eat them.
I follow Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, who are also using only legal meat.
Stuart
…and because of them, my kitchen is also all about basic stuff and overusing
booze
Arthur
If this doesn’t only smell like a soup of hamburger and whiskey, I’ll merry you.