Arthur
I think I’m getting fat for eating the wrong food.
Fred
Maybe you should switch to another diet then? Just try vegan for a while!
Arthur
Yeah? And where does it end? Not drinking beer? Not eating chips?
Fred
You are certainly not suggesting excercise?
Fred…let’s not go crazy. I just need to eat smaller stuff.
Arthur
Like, how many calories does a cat have?
Stuart
Hey Frederique, there’s going to be this crazy pool party today. Are you in?
FredNo, sorry… I have to prepare for school…
Fred
Must study. Must not go to pooool paaarty aaah… Waait I’m coming!
Woman
Very adequate…
Fred
To be honest, with all the ongoing hype for nerds I was hoping for increased
moral support.
Fred
I really think you should sleep more Arthur; those eyes are scary.
Arthur
Oh if I could…
Arthur
The problem is that my classes start at 8am but I’m still awake at 6am, playing
video games.
So I decided to stay up late, go to school and sleep only in the afternoon.
Fred
Doesn’t sound good.
Arthur
The idea is great. I just really shouldn’t have tried it between Friday and Monday.
Alien
I took some sentences to work on today.
Arthur
Really good idea, Norbert!
Alien
“…otherwise we kill all earthlings”.
Arthur
Pff, I always get the Start Trek fans…
Arthur
Hey Stuart, let me introduce you Norbert, my new tutee.
I’ll teach him English.
Stuart
Isn’t Norbert…
Fred
Yes, he’s an alien.
Stuart
Shouldn’t we tell Arthur…?
Fred
No, he still owes me two months rent.
Arthur
Oh my God how hard we partied last night.
Fred
Yeah… these university girls really can drink.
Arthur
Err…mate, I can see the sky.
Fred
True: apparently we have slept outside.
Do you think we got far from home?
Arthur
The good news is that we almost certainly have set a new distance record.
Stuart
Random flying boobs?
Arthur
So it appears.
Stuart
We watch them for quite awhile now, and no one has come around yet.
Arthur
Are you thinking what I am?
Stuart
The left one is mine!
Arthur
Careful around the nipples!
Fred
Hey babe, can I offer you a Latin Lover?
Or a Sex on the Beach?
Woman
Sure! I like men who know cocktails.
Woman
So what do you have there?
Fred
It’s a beer with an umbrella.
I really just meant having sex with those names.
Woman
Now it’s kind of awkward.
Fred
Not if you are willing to take beer for sex.