Fred
This place is great!
Stuart
Yeah, I feel that we are going to be lucky tonight!
Fred
I wonder where Arthur is?
Stuart
It’s been awhile… Do you think he has found someone?
Fred
Well, he looks happy with his chosen one.
Stuart
They both do.
Bed dream
Arthur
So you attend school in your bedding now?
Fred
Yes. And it’s brilliant!
First, I can sleep wherever I feel like.
Fred
…and of course, if I meet a girl, I can invite her to my bed straight away.
Arthur
Like it could ever work.
Fred
Sure it can, watch this!
Fred
Hey babe! Your place or mine?
Beaver
Oh, let’s hump here, stallion!
Fred
Everyone sees that it’s a beaver! And that you are just talking to yourself
in a high-pitched voice!
New term
Fred
[Sigh] school starts today.
But it’s just too early to leave the bed.
Fred
On the other hand: if I don’t go in today, I’ll miss out the newble chicks.
That is a dilemma.
Stuart
Are you leaving like that?
Fred
Yes! Don’t try to stop me!
Stuart
I wouldn’t; just wanted to know if I should stay home, buy popcorn and watch the news all day.
Covers: September 2012
Name to remember
Covers: August, 2012
Chickmagnets
Stuart
The Summer is almost over, and we didn’t pick up any chicks yet.
We need a new strategy.
Stuart
Fortunatelly, I have found this chickmagnet.
Fred
Aham.
Stuart
It works!
Woman
Get me off this now!
Fred
Frankly, I think this is hardly legal.
Goodbye baby baby bye bye
Fred
Sorry Arthur, we decided: your jellyfish has to go.
Arthur
No! I love It! Besides, I can pick up girls with Alfred.
Fred
Can you?
Arthur
Sure, it’s a pet! Girls love petting.
Fred
Then where are all these girls now?
Arthur
In the doctors office because of the stings.
Fred
You just lost all the points you had.
When friendship hurts
Stuart
Hey, Were you swimming? How was the sea?
Arthur
Great! I have a new pet now: Alfred, a jellyfish!
Stuart
Aaaaahahuhhhuuu
Arthur
I think he likes you!
Arthur
Where are you going?
Stuart
I know a friend who would like Alfred. At least I hope Siberian Huskys are not picky.
Jellyfish attack
Fred
Finally, in the sea; It’s nice, relaxing and just perfect!
Arthur
Is that a jellyfish there?
Fred
Acting dead won’t help, Arthur…
Arthur
Sssh, don’t upset it!
Arthur
Au, that’s what I call a shock! Can I keep him?
Fred
Let’s talk about it when we have the winner.