ALIEN
In the improbable case we hire you, we will want you to have a haircut.
STUART
That’s impossible. All my superpowers are in my hair.
ALIEN
Superpowers?!
STUART
They say I’m unstoppable.
ALIEN
We very much like that.
You are in.
STUART
I’ll call you daddy.
ALIEN
We are taking over the planet. Where is your superior?
FRED
Are you from the tax office?
FRED (CONT’D)
Are you from the tax office?
ALIEN
(Misunderstood)
No, man, wait…
ALIEN
Easy, just have to divide by zero
FRED
Doesn’t it open a wormhole?
ALIEN
Sure. That’s where your money goes.
Fred
Hey Arthur, lately you are not replying to my messages.
Arthur
Yeah, sorry: I deleted all my messaging apps to have space for Christmas ones.
Somehow I’m flooded with offers for all those apps.
Fred
Hmm… did you enable their ad tracking?
Arthur
Tracking?
(We har knocks on the door.)
Alien
Thanks for being our best customer!
Arthur
How did you find me?
Alien
Not relevant; but, now you can be Santa with a small in-app purchase.
Please accept our new terms and conditions first.
Arthur
Sign me up!
Alien
I took some sentences to work on today.
Arthur
Really good idea, Norbert!
Alien
“…otherwise we kill all earthlings”.
Arthur
Pff, I always get the Start Trek fans…