Arthur
I have this new Photoshop class in school, and it’s awesome!
Arthur
So I’ve spent the day with pimping up my public profiles.
Stuart
Hey Arthur, you still owe me a beer!
But just lend me your Porsche for tonight and we are even.
Arthur
Wow, it’s true: money brings all but problems!
Stuart
Hey guys, cute towels!
Arthur
Didn’t you get the e-mail? Today is our 42nd episode!
Stuart
Yeah, I’ve seen that one…
Stuart
…but it didn’t say anything about going to the spa.
Fred
Have you read Stuart’s couchsurfer reviews? They are excellent:
‘Pervert weirdo wanted us to share a bed with him’
Arthur
Yup, they are fake; I wrote those so that we don’t have any more people coming…
Fred
In this case ‘the goatee guy snores like a tractor’ was very uncalled for.
Arthur
I slightly got carried away.
Fred
I thought you will only sleep here if the couch surfer girls are not pretty.
Stuart
They didn’t want to share the bed with me.
Arthur
Sssh guys, some try to sleep.
Stuart
Arthur, why are you here? You have your own bed…
Arthur
No reason. Any of you want to spoon a bit?
Stuart
Good news: I registered our apartment for couch surfers.
Arthur and Fred
Don’t we need a couch for that?
Stuart
If they are cool enough to couch surf, they should be cool
enough to share a bed with me.
Or, if it’s not a hot girl, I’ll share with one of you guys.
Arthur and Fred
Dibs on the left side!
Stuart
That was easy!
Arthur and Fred
Wait, what has just happened?
Stuart
Just remember winning.
Blond woman
Fred says they will be late.
…also, they will still be wearing their work outfit.
Red woman
Ah, great first double date…
Fred
Sorry that we were late.
Arthur
Busy saving the World…
Arthur
If this is not a strong opening line, I don’t know what is.
Fred
Next time I do the low voice.
Fred
Stupid exams, now I’m just too tired to anything fun.
But then, without school I have no career plan.
Arthur
I’ve decided to become a superhero for the fame.
Wanna come?
Arthur
That’s awesome! I didn’t think you gonna join.
Fred
Me neither; but then you mentioned the chain of command.
Woman
So you say that you help prepare to my exams if I go on a date with you?
Fred
Exactly!
Woman
Where is the catch?
Fred
There’s none: we will only date if you pass your test.
Arthur
How did your evil plan go?
Fred
None of them passed the exam… next time I’ll try with clever girls.
Arthur
Good luck with that.
Stuart
Ah, I am always so poor in January…
Arthur
Tell me about that…I’m poor like always.
Arthur
So are you afraid too that we need to pay the rent soon?
Stuart
No, my great todo list takes care of that.
Stuart
1. Get famous, then:
2. Pay the bills!
Arthur
I don’t even have a plan.
Arthur
Guys, are we in the new year already?
I think I fell asleep…
Stuart
Yeah, I’ve heard the countdown two days ago.
Fred
Let’s just be safe. Five more minutes of party?
Arthur
Sure.