Arthur
So you attend school in your bedding now?
Fred
Yes. And it’s brilliant!
First, I can sleep wherever I feel like.
Fred
…and of course, if I meet a girl, I can invite her to my bed straight away.
Arthur
Like it could ever work.
Fred
Sure it can, watch this!
Fred
Hey babe! Your place or mine?
Beaver
Oh, let’s hump here, stallion!
Fred
Everyone sees that it’s a beaver! And that you are just talking to yourself
in a high-pitched voice!
Tag Archives: Arthur
Goodbye baby baby bye bye
Fred
Sorry Arthur, we decided: your jellyfish has to go.
Arthur
No! I love It! Besides, I can pick up girls with Alfred.
Fred
Can you?
Arthur
Sure, it’s a pet! Girls love petting.
Fred
Then where are all these girls now?
Arthur
In the doctors office because of the stings.
Fred
You just lost all the points you had.
When friendship hurts
Stuart
Hey, Were you swimming? How was the sea?
Arthur
Great! I have a new pet now: Alfred, a jellyfish!
Stuart
Aaaaahahuhhhuuu
Arthur
I think he likes you!
Arthur
Where are you going?
Stuart
I know a friend who would like Alfred. At least I hope Siberian Huskys are not picky.
Jellyfish attack
Fred
Finally, in the sea; It’s nice, relaxing and just perfect!
Arthur
Is that a jellyfish there?
Fred
Acting dead won’t help, Arthur…
Arthur
Sssh, don’t upset it!
Arthur
Au, that’s what I call a shock! Can I keep him?
Fred
Let’s talk about it when we have the winner.
Not half bad
Fred
I learned that chicks like guys with tan.
Arthur
Yeah?
Fred
But then I wasn’t sure so I left my other half normal.
Arthur
Whoooo!
Arthur
On the positive side, this definitely is a niche.
Fred
Meaning?
Arthur
If you find a girl who likes this, she’s yours.
Dirty girls
Stuart
From the way I eat my ice cream, women will know that I’m amazing in bed.
Arthur
They won’t. It’s only your dirty mind that connects the two.
Blond girl
PERVERT!
Stuart
Cool! So was she dirty then?
Arthur
Maybe just not dirty enough.
All that glitters is not beach
Fred
Uh-oh, the beach is full of babies!
Stuart
It’s ruined! They childrened it!
Arthur
Hold on! Children hate broccoli, right? If we cover in broccoli smell, might go away.
Fred
It went all wrong! Now we attract old ladies…
Old lady 1
Soup?
Old lady 2
He smells like my Georgie!
Beach & bathroom
Arthur
All the signs indicate we gonna need a beach soon.
Stuart
Beeeach! When do we go?
Fred
As soon as you removed the fake pimp bitches.
Stuart
But they love me.
Arthur
I’ll hit the bathroom in the meantime. Just go on, I will keep myself busy.
Fame alert
Stuart
So now that we are famous, picking up girls will be easy.Look!
Arthur
Hey Babe, I’m a main actor in a comics. BabeYeah?Why dont you ask for muscles then?
Arthur
Well, the turn down lines certainly got more colorful.
Start
Arthur
Guys, I think we are being watched.
Is the first episode due today?
Guys?
May I still join in?
Stuart
Sure. We emptied the hair shine though.