FRED
When was the last time we’ve fed Millie?
ARTHUR
(A beat.) Feeding?
Cat levitation
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Pay checked
STUART
Hey Arthur, I heard that you received your first pay!
ARTHUR
Yeah?
STUART
High time to pay your rent then?
ARTHUR
Whops, I spent all the money on cat food…
STUART
All of it?
CUT TO:
STUART
Nice job on getting it mate – but it’s only fair if all of us gets a share.
CAT
Meow?
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Semi-perfect crime
FRED
(Re: the cat. Yelling.)
Aaarthur?!
FRED (CONT’D)
Did you bring home a cat?
ARTHUR
(Arthur arrives, playing it cool.)
Why would you assume that he is with me?
FRED
He has a bow?
ARTHUR (CONT’D)
Aham…
FRED
…the bow’s colour matches your eyes!
ARTHUR
Busted!
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Cat, walk
STUART
Is that a cat with you?
ARTHUR
He looked so hungry… also, I had this idea that we can learn from him a lot.
STUART
Like what?
ARTHUR
First, he goes out every night to pick up chicks.
STUART
Pah… Me too.
ARTHUR
Never pays for food?
STUART
That’s me.
ARTHUR
He can also lick his thingy.
STUART
Hmm, I have to check something.
I’ll be in my room.
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