Arthur
Oh my God how hard we partied last night.
Fred
Yeah… these university girls really can drink.
Arthur
Err…mate, I can see the sky.
Fred
True: apparently we have slept outside.
Do you think we got far from home?
Arthur
The good news is that we almost certainly have set a new distance record.
Fred
Hey babe, can I offer you a Latin Lover?
Or a Sex on the Beach?
Woman
Sure! I like men who know cocktails.
Woman
So what do you have there?
Fred
It’s a beer with an umbrella.
I really just meant having sex with those names.
Woman
Now it’s kind of awkward.
Fred
Not if you are willing to take beer for sex.
Fred
This place is great!
Stuart
Yeah, I feel that we are going to be lucky tonight!
Fred
I wonder where Arthur is?
Stuart
It’s been awhile… Do you think he has found someone?
Fred
Well, he looks happy with his chosen one.
Stuart
They both do.
Arthur
So you attend school in your bedding now?
Fred
Yes. And it’s brilliant!
First, I can sleep wherever I feel like.
Fred
…and of course, if I meet a girl, I can invite her to my bed straight away.
Arthur
Like it could ever work.
Fred
Sure it can, watch this!
Fred
Hey babe! Your place or mine?
Beaver
Oh, let’s hump here, stallion!
Fred
Everyone sees that it’s a beaver! And that you are just talking to yourself
in a high-pitched voice!
Fred
[Sigh] school starts today.
But it’s just too early to leave the bed.
Fred
On the other hand: if I don’t go in today, I’ll miss out the newble chicks.
That is a dilemma.
Stuart
Are you leaving like that?
Fred
Yes! Don’t try to stop me!
Stuart
I wouldn’t; just wanted to know if I should stay home, buy popcorn and watch the news all day.
Stuart
The Summer is almost over, and we didn’t pick up any chicks yet.
We need a new strategy.
Stuart
Fortunatelly, I have found this chickmagnet.
Fred
Aham.
Stuart
It works!
Woman
Get me off this now!
Fred
Frankly, I think this is hardly legal.
Fred
Sorry Arthur, we decided: your jellyfish has to go.
Arthur
No! I love It! Besides, I can pick up girls with Alfred.
Fred
Can you?
Arthur
Sure, it’s a pet! Girls love petting.
Fred
Then where are all these girls now?
Arthur
In the doctors office because of the stings.
Fred
You just lost all the points you had.
Fred
Finally, in the sea; It’s nice, relaxing and just perfect!
Arthur
Is that a jellyfish there?
Fred
Acting dead won’t help, Arthur…
Arthur
Sssh, don’t upset it!
Arthur
Au, that’s what I call a shock! Can I keep him?
Fred
Let’s talk about it when we have the winner.
Fred
According to a theory, guys don’t dare to aim for the hottest chicks. So we might have a chance to…
Stuart
…pick up surfer girls!
(We see a bunch of guys queuing for surfer chicks.)
Stuart (cont’d)
Everyone wants to pick up the surfer girls mate. This theory sucks.
Fred
Well, there’s no entrance fee.
Stuart
You’re just playing it cool now.
Fred
I learned that chicks like guys with tan.
Arthur
Yeah?
Fred
But then I wasn’t sure so I left my other half normal.
Arthur
Whoooo!
Arthur
On the positive side, this definitely is a niche.
Fred
Meaning?
Arthur
If you find a girl who likes this, she’s yours.