Fred
Huh, there are two suns up in the sky and it’s freaking hot.
Fred
That can mean only one thing. I have a heat stroke.
Fred
Whoha-hoo, the hallucinated boobs arrived!
Hit by the Sun
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Tag Archives: Fred
Foursquare chicks
Stuart
Ok, I checked in on Foursquare. Let’s see how many chicks are around.
@sexybaby
Hi, I’m @sexybaby; did you message me on Foursquare?
Fred
Dude, I think it’s quite an adam’s apple for a woman.
Stuart
Yeah? I can’t look away from the sausage.
Phone
I’m so checking out!
Stuart
Fast! And change your profile picture!
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All that glitters is not beach
Fred
Uh-oh, the beach is full of babies!
Stuart
It’s ruined! They childrened it!
Arthur
Hold on! Children hate broccoli, right? If we cover in broccoli smell, might go away.
Fred
It went all wrong! Now we attract old ladies…
Old lady 1
Soup?
Old lady 2
He smells like my Georgie!
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Beach & bathroom
Arthur
All the signs indicate we gonna need a beach soon.
Stuart
Beeeach! When do we go?
Fred
As soon as you removed the fake pimp bitches.
Stuart
But they love me.
Arthur
I’ll hit the bathroom in the meantime. Just go on, I will keep myself busy.
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Start
Arthur
Guys, I think we are being watched.
Is the first episode due today?
Guys?
May I still join in?
Stuart
Sure. We emptied the hair shine though.
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