Arthur
I’ve landed a new job at a startup.
Fred
Congrats! Which position?
Arthur
I’ll be a software developer.
Fred
Don’t you need to know programming for that?
Arthur
Yeah, they only asked if I knew Java.
I thought they mean the island.
Stuart
I got inspired by Arthur’s recent Photoshop success. First I wanted to just make fake money, but then I got carried away and created my own kingdom
Fred
Like anyone would need another dictator
Stuart
No need to be sarcastic, you already seem to have signed all the contracts – also, welcome to Stuartland!