Arthur
Hey Stuart, let me introduce you Norbert, my new tutee.
I’ll teach him English.
Stuart
Isn’t Norbert…
Fred
Yes, he’s an alien.
Stuart
Shouldn’t we tell Arthur…?
Fred
No, he still owes me two months rent.
Outer space tutee
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Tag Archives: Stuart
Boobs takeaway
Stuart
Random flying boobs?
Arthur
So it appears.
Stuart
We watch them for quite awhile now, and no one has come around yet.
Arthur
Are you thinking what I am?
Stuart
The left one is mine!
Arthur
Careful around the nipples!
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Arthur rocks
Fred
This place is great!
Stuart
Yeah, I feel that we are going to be lucky tonight!
Fred
I wonder where Arthur is?
Stuart
It’s been awhile… Do you think he has found someone?
Fred
Well, he looks happy with his chosen one.
Stuart
They both do.
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New term
Fred
[Sigh] school starts today.
But it’s just too early to leave the bed.
Fred
On the other hand: if I don’t go in today, I’ll miss out the newble chicks.
That is a dilemma.
Stuart
Are you leaving like that?
Fred
Yes! Don’t try to stop me!
Stuart
I wouldn’t; just wanted to know if I should stay home, buy popcorn and watch the news all day.
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Name to remember
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Chickmagnets
Stuart
The Summer is almost over, and we didn’t pick up any chicks yet.
We need a new strategy.
Stuart
Fortunatelly, I have found this chickmagnet.
Fred
Aham.
Stuart
It works!
Woman
Get me off this now!
Fred
Frankly, I think this is hardly legal.
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When friendship hurts
Stuart
Hey, Were you swimming? How was the sea?
Arthur
Great! I have a new pet now: Alfred, a jellyfish!
Stuart
Aaaaahahuhhhuuu
Arthur
I think he likes you!
Arthur
Where are you going?
Stuart
I know a friend who would like Alfred. At least I hope Siberian Huskys are not picky.
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There’s a ghost of a chance
Fred
According to a theory, guys don’t dare to aim for the hottest chicks. So we might have a chance to…
Stuart
…pick up surfer girls!
(We see a bunch of guys queuing for surfer chicks.)
Stuart (cont’d)
Everyone wants to pick up the surfer girls mate. This theory sucks.
Fred
Well, there’s no entrance fee.
Stuart
You’re just playing it cool now.
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Foursquare chicks
Stuart
Ok, I checked in on Foursquare. Let’s see how many chicks are around.
@sexybaby
Hi, I’m @sexybaby; did you message me on Foursquare?
Fred
Dude, I think it’s quite an adam’s apple for a woman.
Stuart
Yeah? I can’t look away from the sausage.
Phone
I’m so checking out!
Stuart
Fast! And change your profile picture!
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Dirty girls
Stuart
From the way I eat my ice cream, women will know that I’m amazing in bed.
Arthur
They won’t. It’s only your dirty mind that connects the two.
Blond girl
PERVERT!
Stuart
Cool! So was she dirty then?
Arthur
Maybe just not dirty enough.
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