Woman
So you say that you help prepare to my exams if I go on a date with you?
Fred
Exactly!
Woman
Where is the catch?
Fred
There’s none: we will only date if you pass your test.
Arthur
How did your evil plan go?
Fred
None of them passed the exam… next time I’ll try with clever girls.
Arthur
Good luck with that.
Stuart
Hey Frederique, there’s going to be this crazy pool party today. Are you in?
FredNo, sorry… I have to prepare for school…
Fred
Must study. Must not go to pooool paaarty aaah… Waait I’m coming!
Woman
Very adequate…
Fred
To be honest, with all the ongoing hype for nerds I was hoping for increased
moral support.
Fred
Hey babe, can I offer you a Latin Lover?
Or a Sex on the Beach?
Woman
Sure! I like men who know cocktails.
Woman
So what do you have there?
Fred
It’s a beer with an umbrella.
I really just meant having sex with those names.
Woman
Now it’s kind of awkward.
Fred
Not if you are willing to take beer for sex.
Stuart
The Summer is almost over, and we didn’t pick up any chicks yet.
We need a new strategy.
Stuart
Fortunatelly, I have found this chickmagnet.
Fred
Aham.
Stuart
It works!
Woman
Get me off this now!
Fred
Frankly, I think this is hardly legal.