Fred
[Sigh] school starts today.
But it’s just too early to leave the bed.
Fred
On the other hand: if I don’t go in today, I’ll miss out the newble chicks.
That is a dilemma.
Stuart
Are you leaving like that?
Fred
Yes! Don’t try to stop me!
Stuart
I wouldn’t; just wanted to know if I should stay home, buy popcorn and watch the news all day.