Fred
Hey Arthur, lately you are not replying to my messages.
Arthur
Yeah, sorry: I deleted all my messaging apps to have space for Christmas ones.
Somehow I’m flooded with offers for all those apps.
Fred
Hmm… did you enable their ad tracking?
Arthur
Tracking?
(We har knocks on the door.)
Alien
Thanks for being our best customer!
Arthur
How did you find me?
Alien
Not relevant; but, now you can be Santa with a small in-app purchase.
Please accept our new terms and conditions first.
Arthur
Sign me up!